*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

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it’s late and i really just need a hug or a shit load of vodka

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let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

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Survivors have scars. Victims have graves. Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)

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