captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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  • two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged
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canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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crrocs:

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crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips. (via sarcasmfluently)

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